Her Bush by Bloom Penelope

Author:Bloom, Penelope
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-05-18T16:00:00+00:00

I put my hand on Nell’s shoulder.

She swung around and blasted me with a right hook that would’ve made Mike Tyson jealous. I blinked through watering eyes and worked the blazing pain out of my jaw with a few careful movements as I took a step backward. Jesus Christ.

“Oh my God,” she said, clapping her hands to her cheeks.

“Self-defense classes? And steroids?” I asked.

Nell looked like she was torn between horror and amusement. She bit her lip as she reached to touch the spot where she’d hit me.

I clearly had misunderstood what the phrase “hitting like a girl” meant for my entire life. Apparently, it meant you hit so hard that you could knock the paint off a firetruck.

“You shouldn’t sneak up on people like that,” Nell said. She was holding back laughter now.

“Yeah, especially not when that somebody is secretly a professional boxer.”

She flashed that crooked smile of hers. “Did it occur to you that you might just not be able to take a punch?” Nell’s eyes widened slightly, and she delicately touched the throbbing spot on my cheek. “Actually, that’s already swelling and turning blue. Maybe I really did hit you that hard.”

I laughed. “Yeah, well, I was coming out here to try to change your mind. Now I can play the pity card to make you let me give you a ride home.”

“You sure you’re not scared to be alone with me after that?” She made a fist and mockingly put her hands up like she might take another shot at me.

“It’s a risk I’m willing to take. What do you say?”

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